Time is running fast. My last posting of BBIWY is years ago. I said once “Of course nothing is here” as why shall I tell anything at BBIWY.com when everything is logged? Now time has changed. I made an invention. A groundbreaking one. I learned from the best of the best. I traveled to ONAWERO. Here is not the room to tell you more.
This I can say: It is all about SPAM when the Gods step in to cover the truth. I become the SUPERSPAMER. Nevertheless the name of my SPAM machine is made to create meaning in the tsunami of data. Guess it! Guess the name of it, find the roots for it … Monty Python? A good choice! Maybe you read The Sand Bible or the Gods of Informatics? If not, you really shall do so.
I need a picture to catch your eyes. Every blog posting needs one and it has to be something that makes you smile. A good customer is the one who smiles. Look at me where the little God was born. You like the hair cut? Yeah, such a story is in the book. “The hair” of the president … not me! Gosh, I am God.
You shake head and say that you will not buy such a book. Maybe the reference to Monty Python was not strong enough?
Let me open the Appendix of the Sand Bible. Yeah, let me do it! Btw. keep an eye on the wrong spelling, that’s the deal. Check out how often xenotransplantation was misspelled. How many hundred thousand times?
Yeah ~ You find yeah 18 times in Not Sand, Not Sound. You wonder why 18? Eighteen stands for life and for donations. 18char.com a must domain to buy or donate to. So many words, alone in English 632 words, have 18 characters. Then you can legally SPAM them all. Why not? Give it a try, upload a photo of a little cat with big eyes and post it to Facebook xenotransplanation – Free For Sweet Pupsi. HELP! You will get more likes than you do for any serious publications, such as Not Sand, Not Sound.
Why shall I, the early bird registar of bbiwy.com, publish here? Come on. I lecture for over 30 years about computer security at universities, high schools, companies and trusts. I was CTO of the training & consulting division of an US supercomputer manufacturer in the late 80s, then I went back to my roots: computer art, programming and writing. I can manage your IT projects – worldwide – as I am a certified risk-, environment- and quality auditor. I am also highly qualified in legal stuff and company formation. But make it nice for me. I would like to talk to you in Tonga. You just have to arrange a meeting with King Tupou VI and pay the flight. Then the consulting is free of charge. Meet me for a first talk in a walkable 3D environment. It works like a Faraday cage. I might assume you are a brother from one of the 100s NSAs around the globe. I will call the meeting an art performance. One of the last resorts some crasy ideas can be worked out …
Of course I do only things 110% legal. Even as I am now in an early let´s say ‘pre-retirement’ [as you see below] I am very busy in testing IT-systems. I am an early-bird user and tester of MOSES.
picture: Hans8 in futurelab meeting real Ervare [ROT-13 coded]
Or – you make a donation to the non-profit art trust I am in charge and I wake up for a talk to you. It´s on you to make ‘Big brother is watching you’ happen or not. Of course he is watching you whatever you do, but what he gets, thats the question. This brings another question to the surface: your company has to become ‘creative transparent’.
I can arrange a ‘shitstorm’ if things happen you dont like or create a ‘brownian movement’ I am famous for [an artwork I made at school in 1978 with a plotter – collected by MoMo and Bremer Kunsthalle]. As I said ‘the Kingdom of Tonga’ would be a nice place for a chat and an art exhibition where you can show your generousity that I made you to a winner in the ‘enconomic warfare’ we are in the middle. Also Hawaii or a nice place in the Cyclades is fine for me *laughs*.
Dont ask me how to get rid of an unwanted high ranking in Google on bad news of you or your company if you are not ready for ‘unusal actions’. It can be too late when I arrive. Dont let your technichians try. They will mess it all up. Sorry: a ‘high ranking on bad news’ is a marketing failure. I can create good news and bring them to the audience. This I call ‘the art of good spam’ in the tradition of Andy Warhol: The ArtXploder project. But there is another place for this story.
Below you might see a ‘real’ AD placed by WordPress – let the robots do their job. WordPress has to find a way to host content for free … My solution for AD free content using WordPress technology is slubberword.
Offers not less than 10 Million. Don´t spam me with less.